Good Date Manners

>During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to
> teach good manners,  asked her students the following
> question:
>
> 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice
> young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the
>  bathroom?'
>
> Michael  said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
> The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and
> impolite.'
>
> 'What about you, Sherman, how would you say it?'
>
> Sherman said, 'I am sorry ,but I really  need to go to

  the bathroom. I'll be right  back..'


> 'That's  better, but it's still not very nice to
> say the word bathroom at  the dinner table.'
>
> 'And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain
> for once and show us your good manners?'
>
> 'I  would say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for

   a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear

  friend of mine, to whom I hope to introduce you to after
>dinner.''
>
> The teacher fainted.