I never looked so good!!

"Women are the Devil"

A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. 'Are you the manager?' she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. 'Actually, no,' he replied. 'Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,' she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. 'I'm afraid I can't,' breathed the bartender... 'Is there anything I can do?' 'Yes. I need you to give him a message,' she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. 'What should I tell him?' the bartender managed to say. 'Tell him,' she whispered, 'There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room.'

Thank you

To all of you, who have been to the site, thank you. We are really happy about some of the improvements and think we are on our way to providing people with a site you can go to that is easy to use and fucknfunny all the time. We are continually looking for comedians, musicians, videos, skits, etc. We hope you have enjoyed a few laughs and as always we look forward to hearing from you...

fucknfunny.com launch party

We are really excited about the launch of the redesigned http://www.fucknfunny.com/! You will see new features such as, the panic button, and our streaming videos. We have also introduced our featured pages, where we highlight some of our favorite comedians and musicians.To help us celebrate we have all of our fucknfunny.com t-shirts and golf shirts @ 25% off. We hope you laugh as much as we have.....

In Case you missed it Live.....

For all of us who never got to see them live, here are a couple of live clips of Cheech and Chong. Hope you enjoy.....

Lavelle Crawford

I just happened to stumble across Lavelle today and I almost pissed my pants. The last joke will leave you laughing and fucknglad it wasn't you...

Deer Meat

DEER MEAT

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.

Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat
It is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.

The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they
Begged their dad for the clue.  

Well, he said, 'It's what mummy calls me sometimes'.

The little girl screams to her brother

'Don't eat it, it's an asshole..
 

A little political humor...

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.
She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat
below. She shouted to him, 'Excuse me, can you help me? I
promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't
know where I am.'

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied,
'You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30
feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level.
You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and
100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.'

She rolled her eyes and said, 'You must be a
Republican.'

'I am,' replied the man. 'How did you
know?'

'Well,' answered the balloonist, 'everything
you told me is technically correct , but I have no
idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost.
Frankly, you've not been much help to me.'
The man smiled and responded, 'You must be a
Democrat.'

'I am,' replied the balloonist. 'How did
you know?'

'Well,' said the man, 'you don't know
where you are or where you are going. You've risen to
where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made
a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you
expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same
position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now
it's my fault.'

Our Site

As many of you have seen, our site has been in the redesign process for a while now. If you go to the site, you will see the recently added streaming video to our homepage videos. You will also see a new "Panic" button, which actually takes you to a functioning Google site. A perfect escape plan, if you are viewing from work or have children running around the house. We hope you like the changes and we look forward to continuing to bring you a fucknfunny experience.....

Always makes me smile

Going into the Labor Day weekend, I got to thinking about the end of summer, sunny carefree days and simple amusements. Whether enjoying the local county fair, the stock car races, or the beach, one simple amusement is always present. That simple part of the female anatomy that all of us guys are infatuated with... so here's a song to celebrate and give you a simple smile...

Granny's Sad Song

It isn't usually our intent to share sad stories, but when you see this one, we bet you'll laugh your ass off. Sometimes one person's misfortune, is another persons entertainment. Hope you enjoy....

St. Patrick's Day Song

I stumbled across Kristin Key, as I was looking for some funny songs. I don't know about anybody else, but there is just something about a great drinking song on St. Patty's Day. This one by Kristin is definitely fucknfunny and will make you wish it were St. Patty's Day, today...

A few good laughs

Just back from a little August vacation, we wanted to share a couple of jokes we received from one of our myspace friends, Init4Laughs.

"What does a blonde call a Cheerio? A donut seed."

A guy is laying in bed next to his hot girlfriend. He rolls over and starts foreplay, but she says "not tonight I have OBGYN appointment in the morning." Being persistent he tries again and she tells him, "no way in hell are we having sex tonight. I told you I have a OBGYN appointment in the morning." To which he replied, "do you also have a dentist appointment?"

Our T - Shirts

Bernie Mac and Cheech and Chong

The excitement of the announcement of the Cheech and Chong "Light up America tour," was dampened tonight when I heard of the death of Bernie Mac. If you have never seen Bernie as a stand-up, you've been missing out. Check out Bernie talking "sex and Kids."

Also, check out Cheech and Chong, as only they can do it. Not just funny...

Jimmy to Laugh

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Football season is here...

I was watching some of the Hall of Fame game yesterday and couldn't help but think of this funny sketch I found a few months ago. If you have never seen it, take a few moments, sit back and enjoy. Before you know it you will be laughing your ass off....

Bad Day At The Office

Have you ever had a bad day? Who hasn't right. Although it is never fun to be the one having the bad day, it is often fuckfunny to watch. Sometimes you just don't know what your day is going to be like, but you know that if you look you can find "fucknfunny..."

www.fucknfunny.com

As some of you regulars have noticed, we are having a little difficulty with our site. We were attempting to make some design and content changes, to simplify, but have encountered a few errors. In the emantime we have increased out focus on this Blog Space and encourage you to check out our myspace page. (Click on the link)

Greg Hahn

If you have not seen Greg Hahn perform, you have really been missing out. This clip we have linked to is exactly what you will get from any Greg Hahn performance. We originally were introduced to him on "The Bob and Tom Show." I can't count the number of people I have shown him to. Every time, the response has always been, " he's fucknfunny!" We know you will laugh your ass off, really, " why would anyone make $200 a day when they could be a comedian and make that in a week." Not just funny...

It was funny, talking about the web site to my parents. I was explaining how fucknfunny.com is more than a web site but a way to celebrate all that is "fucknfunny." Some people won't know what I am talking about, but those of you who do, I hope you will contribute your stories of things that you find "fucknfunny."
An example of this was this morning on my way to work. I go by a trailer park and this, well larger lady, was sitting on the picnic table folding clothes, getting ready for you what looked to be one hum dinger of a yardsale. Don't we all wake up on Saturday hoping to find a good deal at the trailer park yardsale. What made it priceless was that she must be a plummer during the week because the "grand canyon" was smiling at me from where the seat of her pants should have been. Unfortunately I didn't get a picturen but it probably isn't necessary for you to understand the humor. We look forward to hearing your stories....

As we continue to grow fucknfunny.com, we are constantly looking for new ways to reach our audience. We have recently joined Artie's Forum from "The Howard Stern Show" and created Fucknfunny's MySpace page. We encourage you to join us at both new sites. Also stay tuned as we look to launch our first cash prize contest.

Remember it's "Not just funny...Fucknfunny.com"

Mitch Fatel is "fucknfunny!" From the time we first started listening to the first video we saw, we knew Mitch was perfect. Often the titles on You Tube are misleading, but this one was spot on.......we hope you enjoy and visit our site, www.fucknfunny.com, to see our recent updates.......

All of us.....

Looking for talented, funny animators

On our website fucknfunny.com we are running a contest for the best comedic short or cartoon. We are all fans of cartoons and we know you are out there. The winner will get a prize package with tshirts, CDs, coasters and a featured spot on our site to develop their work. We look forward to watching each of your entries.
To enter our contest just send a link to your work to jimmywilliamson@laughleaders.com. Visit fucknfunny.com for the official rules.....

The fucknfunny family

George Carlin

We were greatly saddened by the news of George Carlin. He was a comedic genius who never backed off and was always true to who he was. When you watch his performances, you can’t help but say, "He is "fucknfunny!" It isn't every day someone like George comes along and changes the landscape of an art form, as George did to comedy. In tribute to him, we have linked in two of his performances for you to enjoy.

The fucknfunny.com family

We finally got it!!

About a week ago we announced the launch of www.fucknfunny.com. It wasn't until last night that Roger and I felt we had it ready to share. We hope you all find the site easy to navigate and every page absolutely, fucknfunny. You will find hilarious stand up from comedians we have enjoyed and contacted about our site. You will find links to them under their stand up to take you directly to their site/media page. Under "Our Picks" you will find material from comedians we find fucknfunny, but have yet to make contact with. Young Adam Sandler is fantastic, but Adam Sandler has yet to hear about our site.

We hope many of you talented subscribers will forward your work to us, so we can feature it on the site. We hope to be a place people can get noticed and be able to develop their talent. It doesn't matter who creates it, as long as it is fucknfunny. We hope to be a hub for creative comedic activity.

Roger and I look forward to sharing what we find, and seeing what our creative audience comes up with. We both know there are a lot of you out there who are truly fucknfunny.

Not just funny......
Jimmy and Roger

The Big Launch

Today is a Big Day for us at http://www.fucknfunny.com/, as we have finally come to launch day. As we go live with our site, we look forward to the interaction with you our viewers. As we have stated before, we are working diligently to provide you with a one-stop shop for "fucknfunny" stand up, music, stories, jokes, pictures and animation.

We hope you enjoy the material we have today, including comedians; Steve Hofstetter, "High Times," Eric O'Shea, "Elmo and Commercial Theme songs," and Marc Ryan with "Pit Stop." Music including "Mom's new boyfriend" from Brett Slater and the St. Patrick's Day song from a very funny comedian, Kristin Key.

Please browse through our store, which, as of now includes: T-Shirts, Golf Shirts, and coasters. You will be able to proudly display that you are a member of www.fucknfunny.com. Also, please register to win your own T-Shirt today.

Roger and I have spent hours upon hours, looking for "fucknfunny" material to share with you. So far the hardest category to fill has been with the animation. Although we did find some very impressive animation, we didn’t really find much that was truly "fucknfunny." So, we are excited to launch our first contest looking for some truly fucknfunny.com animation. You could win a fantastic prize package which includes T-Shirts, coasters, CDs and DVDs from our featured comedians and a featured spot on the site for a full video. All you need to do to enter is email the link to your animated video to jimmywilliamson@laughleaders.com. (Please make your animated videos 30 seconds or less, as this is the time limit for the contest. Longer videos will not qualify for the contest, but will be considered for other possibilities including posting on the site itself.)

We are very excited about the launch of http://www.fucknfunny.com/ and hope to hear from all of you soon.

Drop it like it's hot,

Jimmy and Roger

Welcome to fucknfunny.com "The Blog"

Roger and I would like welcome you to the world of fucknfunny.com. We are absolutely committed to finding and providing fucknfunny material for you to enjoy. The term "fuckn" is obviously being used here as an adjective to to define a level of funny. We live by the slogan "not just funny.......fucknfunny"

We look forward to sharing with you the material we have been priviledged to enjoy. We would like to feature for you a stand-up piece by a really fucknfunny stand up name Steve Hofstetter. We hope you enjoy and come back to see what's next.

We promise you it will be fucknfunny!! We would like to thank you for subscribing to our blog and will be entering you for a chance to win our prize package of CDs, DVDS and fucknfunny t-shirts and coasters.

Jimmy and Roger