Drinks and what they say about us...

Drinks That Reflect Personality 

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City  bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: 


PART A: WOMEN - DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU! 

Drink: Beer 
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. 

Drink: Blender Drinks 
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.  

Drink: Mixed Drinks 
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. 
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink......

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) 
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with her and her friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel 
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue. 
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is..this should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots 
Personality: Likes to hang with pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait. But, be careful not to make her mad! 

Drink: Tequila 
No explanations required - everyone KNOWS what happens there. 

PART B: MAN - DRINKS & WHO THE MEN ARE! 

THEN, there is the MALE addendum -- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid. 

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid. 

Tequila: He's thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.


White Zinfandel: He's gay