Squirrel Problem

> Now I don't care who you are, this is funny!
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> There were five houses of religion in a small Texas town:
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> The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church , the
> Catholic Church,
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> the Jewish Synagogue.
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> Each church and Synagogue was overrun with pesky squirrels.
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> One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do
> about the squirrels.. After much prayer and consideration they
> determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they
> shouldn't interfere with God's divine will..
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> In The BAPTIST CHURCH the squirrels had taken up habitation in the
> baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the
> baptistery and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow
> and there were twice as ma
> ny there the next week
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> The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a
> position to harm any of God's creation . So, they humanely trapped the
> Squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days
> later, the squirrels were back.
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> But -- The Catholic Church came up with the best and most effective
> solution. They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members
> of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas , Ash Wednesday,
> Palm Sunday and Easter.
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> Not much was heard about the Jewish Synagogue, but they took one
> squirrel and had a short service with him called circumcision and they
> haven't seen a squirrel on the property since.
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