Two Women talking in Heaven

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd
you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I
quit shaking from the 
cold,
I began to get warm & sleepy, and
finally died a peaceful 
death.
What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart
attack. I suspected 
that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to
catch him 
in the
act But instead, I found him all by himself
in the den
watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another
woman 
there somewhere that I started running all
over the 
house looking.

I ran up into the attic and searched, and
down into the 
basement.
Then I went through every closet and checked
under all 
the beds.

I kept this up until I had looked everywhere,
and finally
I became
so exhausted that I just keeled over with a
heart attack 
and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in
the freezer---
we'd both
still be alive.

PRICELESS!