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Tucker Max

2009-09-23T19:04:00.000-07:00

Tucker Max is Fuck n Funny!

We really mean it. He has a new move that is being released this week, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell.

His book by the same name has been a best seller for three years now! Max is laugh out loud fuck n funny, piss your pants fuck n funny. He gets it. A lot.

Give us your opinion on our video's. To quote his website TuckerMax.com , " If you live outside the US and are desperate to see the movie and can’t find the release date in your country, then just pirate the movie and watch it online. I am serious. I have no issue with that."...Tucker Max, now he's fuck n funny.

Good Date Manners

2009-09-19T04:31:00.000-07:00

>During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to
> teach good manners,  asked her students the following
> question:
>
> 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice
> young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the
>  bathroom?'
>
> Michael  said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
> The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and
> impolite.'
>
> 'What about you, Sherman, how would you say it?'
>
> Sherman said, 'I am sorry ,but I really  need to go to

the bathroom. I'll be right  back..'

> 'That's  better, but it's still not very nice to
> say the word bathroom at  the dinner table.'
>
> 'And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain
> for once and show us your good manners?'
>
> 'I  would say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for

a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear

friend of mine, to whom I hope to introduce you to after
>dinner.''
>
> The teacher fainted.

The Good Hearted Lawyer

2009-08-19T00:57:00.001-07:00

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate...

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turningto the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind."

"Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it.“

"You’ll really love my place.

"The grass is almost a foot high.

The Pope and Nancy Pelosi

2009-08-12T00:54:00.000-07:00

The Pope and Speaker Of The House Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.

The Madame Speaker and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before. To make it a little more interesting, Madame Speaker says to the Pope, "Did You know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?"

He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every democrat in the crowd.

Gradually,the cheering subsides.

The Pope, not wanting to be outdone by such a level of arrogance,considers what he could do..

"That was impressive, the Pope says, "But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."

The speaker seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."

So the Pope slapped her.

Husband Down

2009-08-04T01:01:00.001-07:00

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.

'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife..

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price..'

On the PA system:
"Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down."

Parking Ticket

2009-07-05T19:46:00.000-07:00

I went to the store the other day,
and I was in there for only
about five minutes, when I came out there was a motorcycle
cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said,

"Come on, buddy, how About giving a guy a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called
him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for having worn tires! So I called
him a piece of horse poop.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield
with
the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him,
the
more tickets he wrote.

I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.

We hope you enjoyed this story as much as we did...

Drinks and what they say about us...

2009-06-28T04:18:00.000-07:00

Drinks That Reflect Personality

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:

PART A: WOMEN - DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU!

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink......

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with her and her friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is..this should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait. But, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone KNOWS what happens there.

PART B: MAN - DRINKS & WHO THE MEN ARE!

THEN, there is the MALE addendum -- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: He's thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay

NASA, Our Constitution and The Ten Commandments

2009-06-28T04:17:00.000-07:00

(1) Zero Gravity
When NASA started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C. The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes are due again--enjoy paying them.

(2)Our Constitution
'They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.'

(3) Ten Commandments
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse, is that you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians!

It creates a hostile work environment.

Squirrel Problem

2009-05-09T08:07:00.000-07:00

> Now I don't care who you are, this is funny!
>
>
> There were five houses of religion in a small Texas town:
>
> The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church , the
> Catholic Church,
>
>

> the Jewish Synagogue.
>
>
>
> Each church and Synagogue was overrun with pesky squirrels.
>
>
>
> One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do
> about the squirrels.. After much prayer and consideration they
> determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they
> shouldn't interfere with God's divine will..
>
>
> In The BAPTIST CHURCH the squirrels had taken up habitation in the
> baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the
> baptistery and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow
> and there were twice as ma
> ny there the next week
>
> The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a
> position to harm any of God's creation . So, they humanely trapped the
> Squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days
> later, the squirrels were back.
>
>
>
> But -- The Catholic Church came up with the best and most effective
> solution. They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members
> of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas , Ash Wednesday,
> Palm Sunday and Easter.
>
>
>
>
>
> Not much was heard about the Jewish Synagogue, but they took one
> squirrel and had a short service with him called circumcision and they
> haven't seen a squirrel on the property since.
>

A Satisfied Tax Payer

2009-05-03T06:27:00.000-07:00

Dear Internal Revenue Service:

On this April 15th tax return due date you will find enclosed my
2008 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.

Please note the attached article from the USA Today newspaper,
dated 12 November, wherein you will see the Pentagon (Department
of Defense) is paying $171.50 per hammer and NASA has paid
$600.00 per toilet seat.

I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400) and
six (6) hammers (valued @ $1,029), which I secured at Home Depot,
bringing my total remittance to $3,429.00. Please apply the
overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as
noted on my return.

You can do this inexpensively by sending them one (1) 1.5 inch
Phillips Head screw (see aforementioned article from USA Today
newspaper detailing how H.U.D. pays $22.00 each for 1.5 inch
Phillips Head Screws). One screw is enclosed for your
convenience.

To recap my enclosures:
Four toilet seats
Six hammers
and
One screw

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look
forward to paying it again next year.

Sincerely,
A Satisfied Taxpaye

Sick Leave

2009-05-03T06:23:00.000-07:00

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy" then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who is blonde) asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was "Crazy" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What in the name of good GOD are you doing?"

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, "You are clearly stressed out." Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."

I jumped down and walked out of the office...

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, "..And where do you think you're going?!"

(You're gonna love this....)

She said, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark

Two Women talking in Heaven

2009-04-29T01:16:00.000-07:00

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd
you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I
quit shaking from the
cold,
I began to get warm & sleepy, and
finally died a peaceful
death.
What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart
attack. I suspected
that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to
catch him
in the
act But instead, I found him all by himself
in the den
watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another
woman
there somewhere that I started running all
over the
house looking.

I ran up into the attic and searched, and
down into the
basement.
Then I went through every closet and checked
under all
the beds.

I kept this up until I had looked everywhere,
and finally
I became
so exhausted that I just keeled over with a
heart attack
and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in
the freezer---
we'd both
still be alive.

PRICELESS!

Bubba

2009-04-11T17:13:00.000-07:00

Bubba Had Shingles Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office
should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are
running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to
Bubba:

Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he
had. Bubba said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical
insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had.
Bubba said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete
medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said,
'Shingles.' So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an
electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for
the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the
nude and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles.' The doctor
asked, 'Where?'
Bubba said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'

Only in Texas

2009-04-02T01:17:00.000-07:00

Only in Texas my friends... Only in Texas ..... Too bad......

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from San Francisco  and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Houston , Texas . He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense.

The deputy says,' License and registration, please.'

'What for?' says the lawyer.

The deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'

Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'

'You still didn't come to a complete stop, Say's the deputy. License and registration, please.'

The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'

'The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law License and registration, please!' the Deputy says.

Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'

'That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,' the deputy says.

At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the daylights out of the lawyer and says, 'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?'

Nancy Pelosi a Saint?

2009-03-29T03:12:00.000-07:00

On a Saturday afternoon in Washington, DC, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's aide visited the Cardinal of the Catholic cathedral.

He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day's sermon, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.

The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman, and there
are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Pelosi's views."

Pelosi's aide then said, "Look. I'll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you'll just tell the
congregation you see Pelosi as a saint."

The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can use the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon."

As Pelosi's aide promised, House Speaker Pelosi appeared for the Sunday sermon and seated herself prominently at the edge of the main aisle. And, during the sermon, as promised, the Cardinal pointed out that House Speaker Pelosi was present.

Then the Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation -- "While Speaker Pelosi's presence is probably an honor to some, she is not my favorite person. Some of her views are contrary to those of the church, and she tends to flip-flop on many other views. Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief.

Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed. She married for money and is using it to lie to the American people. She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations both in Washington and in California . She simply is not to be trusted."

The Cardinal completed his view of Pelosi with, "But, when compared to Senators Ted Kennedy, Harry Reid, and John Kerry, House Speaker Pelosi is a saint."

Oh Nancy...

2009-03-29T03:08:00.000-07:00

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles
on their faces.

The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.

The Coroner tells the Inspector:
"First body is a 72 year old Frenchman. He died of heart failure
while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile."

"The second body is an Irishman, 25 years of age. He won a
thousand dollars on the lottery and spent it all on whisky. Died
of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"

"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. Nancy
Pelosi, Speaker
of the House, 66, struck by lightning. "

"Why is she smiling then?" inquires the Inspector..

"Thought she was having her picture taken.."

Where are they??

2009-03-24T01:24:00.000-07:00

A Russian man arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"

The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America ."

The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America !"

That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East . I am not American."

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"

She says, "No, I am from Africa ..."

Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"

The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."

Wisdom from Larry the Cable guy

2009-03-15T03:41:00.000-07:00

1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below
average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second
mouse gets The cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad
memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise
my hand.
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the
wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays
off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without
sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked
into jet engines.
19. What happens if you get scared half to death,
twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person
wondering, 'What the heck happened?'
22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we
would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound.. That's why
some people appear bright until you hear them
speak.
24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates . . . it's more
like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might
burn your ass tomorrow.

I never looked so good!!

2008-12-01T13:07:00.001-08:00

"Women are the Devil"

2008-10-19T07:12:00.000-07:00

A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. 'Are you the manager?' she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. 'Actually, no,' he replied. 'Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,' she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. 'I'm afraid I can't,' breathed the bartender... 'Is there anything I can do?' 'Yes. I need you to give him a message,' she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. 'What should I tell him?' the bartender managed to say. 'Tell him,' she whispered, 'There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room.'

Thank you

2008-10-02T19:36:00.000-07:00

To all of you, who have been to the site, thank you. We are really happy about some of the improvements and think we are on our way to providing people with a site you can go to that is easy to use and fucknfunny all the time. We are continually looking for comedians, musicians, videos, skits, etc. We hope you have enjoyed a few laughs and as always we look forward to hearing from you...

fucknfunny.com launch party

2008-09-25T07:34:00.000-07:00

We are really excited about the launch of the redesigned http://www.fucknfunny.com/! You will see new features such as, the panic button, and our streaming videos. We have also introduced our featured pages, where we highlight some of our favorite comedians and musicians.To help us celebrate we have all of our fucknfunny.com t-shirts and golf shirts @ 25% off. We hope you laugh as much as we have.....

In Case you missed it Live.....

2008-09-15T18:36:00.001-07:00

For all of us who never got to see them live, here are a couple of live clips of Cheech and Chong. Hope you enjoy.....

Lavelle Crawford

2008-09-14T11:39:00.000-07:00

I just happened to stumble across Lavelle today and I almost pissed my pants. The last joke will leave you laughing and fucknglad it wasn't you...

Deer Meat

2008-09-10T10:55:00.000-07:00

DEER MEAT

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.

Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat
It is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.

The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they
Begged their dad for the clue.

Well, he said, 'It's what mummy calls me sometimes'.

The little girl screams to her brother

'Don't eat it, it's an asshole..

A little political humor...

2008-09-06T09:21:00.000-07:00

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.
She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat
below. She shouted to him, 'Excuse me, can you help me? I
promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't
know where I am.'

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied,
'You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30
feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level.
You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and
100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.'

She rolled her eyes and said, 'You must be a
Republican.'

'I am,' replied the man. 'How did you
know?'

'Well,' answered the balloonist, 'everything
you told me is technically correct , but I have no
idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost.
Frankly, you've not been much help to me.'
The man smiled and responded, 'You must be a
Democrat.'

'I am,' replied the balloonist. 'How did
you know?'

'Well,' said the man, 'you don't know
where you are or where you are going. You've risen to
where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made
a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you
expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same
position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now
it's my fault.'

Our Site

2008-09-02T20:15:00.000-07:00

As many of you have seen, our site has been in the redesign process for a while now. If you go to the site, you will see the recently added streaming video to our homepage videos. You will also see a new "Panic" button, which actually takes you to a functioning Google site. A perfect escape plan, if you are viewing from work or have children running around the house. We hope you like the changes and we look forward to continuing to bring you a fucknfunny experience.....

Always makes me smile

2008-08-30T03:21:00.000-07:00

Going into the Labor Day weekend, I got to thinking about the end of summer, sunny carefree days and simple amusements. Whether enjoying the local county fair, the stock car races, or the beach, one simple amusement is always present. That simple part of the female anatomy that all of us guys are infatuated with... so here's a song to celebrate and give you a simple smile...

Granny's Sad Song

2008-08-26T06:06:00.000-07:00

It isn't usually our intent to share sad stories, but when you see this one, we bet you'll laugh your ass off. Sometimes one person's misfortune, is another persons entertainment. Hope you enjoy....

St. Patrick's Day Song

2008-08-24T20:04:00.000-07:00

I stumbled across Kristin Key, as I was looking for some funny songs. I don't know about anybody else, but there is just something about a great drinking song on St. Patty's Day. This one by Kristin is definitely fucknfunny and will make you wish it were St. Patty's Day, today...

A few good laughs

2008-08-22T06:18:00.000-07:00

Just back from a little August vacation, we wanted to share a couple of jokes we received from one of our myspace friends, Init4Laughs.

"What does a blonde call a Cheerio? A donut seed."

A guy is laying in bed next to his hot girlfriend. He rolls over and starts foreplay, but she says "not tonight I have OBGYN appointment in the morning." Being persistent he tries again and she tells him, "no way in hell are we having sex tonight. I told you I have a OBGYN appointment in the morning." To which he replied, "do you also have a dentist appointment?"

Our T - Shirts

2008-08-21T19:35:00.000-07:00

Bernie Mac and Cheech and Chong

2008-08-09T20:36:00.001-07:00

The excitement of the announcement of the Cheech and Chong "Light up America tour," was dampened tonight when I heard of the death of Bernie Mac. If you have never seen Bernie as a stand-up, you've been missing out. Check out Bernie talking "sex and Kids."

Also, check out Cheech and Chong, as only they can do it. Not just funny...

Jimmy to Laugh

2008-08-09T19:15:00.000-07:00

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Football season is here...

2008-08-04T06:07:00.000-07:00

I was watching some of the Hall of Fame game yesterday and couldn't help but think of this funny sketch I found a few months ago. If you have never seen it, take a few moments, sit back and enjoy. Before you know it you will be laughing your ass off....

Bad Day At The Office

2008-07-28T21:20:00.000-07:00

Have you ever had a bad day? Who hasn't right. Although it is never fun to be the one having the bad day, it is often fuckfunny to watch. Sometimes you just don't know what your day is going to be like, but you know that if you look you can find "fucknfunny..."

www.fucknfunny.com

2008-07-28T07:51:00.000-07:00

As some of you regulars have noticed, we are having a little difficulty with our site. We were attempting to make some design and content changes, to simplify, but have encountered a few errors. In the emantime we have increased out focus on this Blog Space and encourage you to check out our myspace page. (Click on the link)

Greg Hahn

2008-07-27T18:08:00.000-07:00

If you have not seen Greg Hahn perform, you have really been missing out. This clip we have linked to is exactly what you will get from any Greg Hahn performance. We originally were introduced to him on "The Bob and Tom Show." I can't count the number of people I have shown him to. Every time, the response has always been, " he's fucknfunny!" We know you will laugh your ass off, really, " why would anyone make $200 a day when they could be a comedian and make that in a week." Not just funny...

2008-07-26T14:35:00.000-07:00

It was funny, talking about the web site to my parents. I was explaining how fucknfunny.com is more than a web site but a way to celebrate all that is "fucknfunny." Some people won't know what I am talking about, but those of you who do, I hope you will contribute your stories of things that you find "fucknfunny."
An example of this was this morning on my way to work. I go by a trailer park and this, well larger lady, was sitting on the picnic table folding clothes, getting ready for you what looked to be one hum dinger of a yardsale. Don't we all wake up on Saturday hoping to find a good deal at the trailer park yardsale. What made it priceless was that she must be a plummer during the week because the "grand canyon" was smiling at me from where the seat of her pants should have been. Unfortunately I didn't get a picturen but it probably isn't necessary for you to understand the humor. We look forward to hearing your stories....

2008-07-25T07:42:00.000-07:00

As we continue to grow fucknfunny.com, we are constantly looking for new ways to reach our audience. We have recently joined Artie's Forum from "The Howard Stern Show" and created Fucknfunny's MySpace page. We encourage you to join us at both new sites. Also stay tuned as we look to launch our first cash prize contest.

Remember it's "Not just funny...Fucknfunny.com"

2008-07-07T14:10:00.000-07:00

Mitch Fatel is "fucknfunny!" From the time we first started listening to the first video we saw, we knew Mitch was perfect. Often the titles on You Tube are misleading, but this one was spot on.......we hope you enjoy and visit our site, www.fucknfunny.com, to see our recent updates.......

All of us.....

Looking for talented, funny animators

2008-06-26T19:47:00.000-07:00

On our website fucknfunny.com we are running a contest for the best comedic short or cartoon. We are all fans of cartoons and we know you are out there. The winner will get a prize package with tshirts, CDs, coasters and a featured spot on our site to develop their work. We look forward to watching each of your entries.
To enter our contest just send a link to your work to jimmywilliamson@laughleaders.com. Visit fucknfunny.com for the official rules.....

The fucknfunny family

George Carlin

2008-06-23T20:13:00.000-07:00

We were greatly saddened by the news of George Carlin. He was a comedic genius who never backed off and was always true to who he was. When you watch his performances, you can’t help but say, "He is "fucknfunny!" It isn't every day someone like George comes along and changes the landscape of an art form, as George did to comedy. In tribute to him, we have linked in two of his performances for you to enjoy.

The fucknfunny.com family

We finally got it!!

2008-06-22T09:56:00.000-07:00

About a week ago we announced the launch of www.fucknfunny.com. It wasn't until last night that Roger and I felt we had it ready to share. We hope you all find the site easy to navigate and every page absolutely, fucknfunny. You will find hilarious stand up from comedians we have enjoyed and contacted about our site. You will find links to them under their stand up to take you directly to their site/media page. Under "Our Picks" you will find material from comedians we find fucknfunny, but have yet to make contact with. Young Adam Sandler is fantastic, but Adam Sandler has yet to hear about our site.

We hope many of you talented subscribers will forward your work to us, so we can feature it on the site. We hope to be a place people can get noticed and be able to develop their talent. It doesn't matter who creates it, as long as it is fucknfunny. We hope to be a hub for creative comedic activity.

Roger and I look forward to sharing what we find, and seeing what our creative audience comes up with. We both know there are a lot of you out there who are truly fucknfunny.

Not just funny......
Jimmy and Roger

The Big Launch

2008-06-16T06:27:00.000-07:00

Today is a Big Day for us at http://www.fucknfunny.com/, as we have finally come to launch day. As we go live with our site, we look forward to the interaction with you our viewers. As we have stated before, we are working diligently to provide you with a one-stop shop for "fucknfunny" stand up, music, stories, jokes, pictures and animation.

We hope you enjoy the material we have today, including comedians; Steve Hofstetter, "High Times," Eric O'Shea, "Elmo and Commercial Theme songs," and Marc Ryan with "Pit Stop." Music including "Mom's new boyfriend" from Brett Slater and the St. Patrick's Day song from a very funny comedian, Kristin Key.

Please browse through our store, which, as of now includes: T-Shirts, Golf Shirts, and coasters. You will be able to proudly display that you are a member of www.fucknfunny.com. Also, please register to win your own T-Shirt today.

Roger and I have spent hours upon hours, looking for "fucknfunny" material to share with you. So far the hardest category to fill has been with the animation. Although we did find some very impressive animation, we didn’t really find much that was truly "fucknfunny." So, we are excited to launch our first contest looking for some truly fucknfunny.com animation. You could win a fantastic prize package which includes T-Shirts, coasters, CDs and DVDs from our featured comedians and a featured spot on the site for a full video. All you need to do to enter is email the link to your animated video to jimmywilliamson@laughleaders.com. (Please make your animated videos 30 seconds or less, as this is the time limit for the contest. Longer videos will not qualify for the contest, but will be considered for other possibilities including posting on the site itself.)

We are very excited about the launch of http://www.fucknfunny.com/ and hope to hear from all of you soon.

Drop it like it's hot,

Jimmy and Roger

Welcome to fucknfunny.com "The Blog"

2008-06-05T18:48:00.000-07:00

Roger and I would like welcome you to the world of fucknfunny.com. We are absolutely committed to finding and providing fucknfunny material for you to enjoy. The term "fuckn" is obviously being used here as an adjective to to define a level of funny. We live by the slogan "not just funny.......fucknfunny"

We look forward to sharing with you the material we have been priviledged to enjoy. We would like to feature for you a stand-up piece by a really fucknfunny stand up name Steve Hofstetter. We hope you enjoy and come back to see what's next.

We promise you it will be fucknfunny!! We would like to thank you for subscribing to our blog and will be entering you for a chance to win our prize package of CDs, DVDS and fucknfunny t-shirts and coasters.

Jimmy and Roger