Thursday, September 25, 2008
fucknfunny.com launch party
We are really excited about the launch of the redesigned http://www.fucknfunny.com/! You will see new features such as, the panic button, and our streaming videos. We have also introduced our featured pages, where we highlight some of our favorite comedians and musicians.To help us celebrate we have all of our fucknfunny.com t-shirts and golf shirts @ 25% off. We hope you laugh as much as we have.....
Monday, September 15, 2008
In Case you missed it Live.....
For all of us who never got to see them live, here are a couple of live clips of Cheech and Chong. Hope you enjoy.....
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Lavelle Crawford
I just happened to stumble across Lavelle today and I almost pissed my pants. The last joke will leave you laughing and fucknglad it wasn't you...
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Deer Meat
DEER MEAT
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.
Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat
It is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.
The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they
Begged their dad for the clue.
Well, he said, 'It's what mummy calls me sometimes'.
The little girl screams to her brother
'Don't eat it, it's an asshole..
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.
Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat
It is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.
The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they
Begged their dad for the clue.
Well, he said, 'It's what mummy calls me sometimes'.
The little girl screams to her brother
'Don't eat it, it's an asshole..
Saturday, September 6, 2008
A little political humor...
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.
She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat
below. She shouted to him, 'Excuse me, can you help me? I
promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't
know where I am.'
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied,
'You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30
feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level.
You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and
100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.'
She rolled her eyes and said, 'You must be a
Republican.'
'I am,' replied the man. 'How did you
know?'
'Well,' answered the balloonist, 'everything
you told me is technically correct , but I have no
idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost.
Frankly, you've not been much help to me.'
The man smiled and responded, 'You must be a
Democrat.'
'I am,' replied the balloonist. 'How did
you know?'
'Well,' said the man, 'you don't know
where you are or where you are going. You've risen to
where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made
a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you
expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same
position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now
it's my fault.'
She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat
below. She shouted to him, 'Excuse me, can you help me? I
promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't
know where I am.'
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied,
'You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30
feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level.
You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and
100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.'
She rolled her eyes and said, 'You must be a
Republican.'
'I am,' replied the man. 'How did you
know?'
'Well,' answered the balloonist, 'everything
you told me is technically correct , but I have no
idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost.
Frankly, you've not been much help to me.'
The man smiled and responded, 'You must be a
Democrat.'
'I am,' replied the balloonist. 'How did
you know?'
'Well,' said the man, 'you don't know
where you are or where you are going. You've risen to
where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made
a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you
expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same
position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now
it's my fault.'
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Our Site
As many of you have seen, our site has been in the redesign process for a while now. If you go to the site, you will see the recently added streaming video to our homepage videos. You will also see a new "Panic" button, which actually takes you to a functioning Google site. A perfect escape plan, if you are viewing from work or have children running around the house. We hope you like the changes and we look forward to continuing to bring you a fucknfunny experience.....
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